Thursday. Rainy and cool.

Today, I believe, is going to include a sizeable chunk of time in the Comfy Chair in my office, with a pen, a pad of paper and various notes. Which is to say -- working, today.

I will be baking a couple of chicken breasts, some of which will be for lunch today, the rest of which will be leftovers.

I have a note from the finance company assuring me that they are On The Case.

In all the Excitement attending the finance company shenanigans the other day, I forget the Biggest! News! Users of electricity have been being promised for months now that our electricity bills Will Be going down next year, and a couple days ago I got a letter from CMP, assuring me that this happy news is true!

In fact, my monthly electric bill will be doing down by!

Four dollars.

Y'all, I can't even buy a bottle of cheap wine for four bucks anymore.

I noted several people remarking on how small alpacas are, and indeed they are much shorter than their cousin, the llama. Breed standard calls for a compact animal, and one of yesterday's companions of the road -- Obadiah -- is considered Too Tall, and for that defect, he will never know the joys of alpaca fatherhood.

All that said -- I'm no longer six foot tall, but I'm still way taller than the so-called "average" American woman at five-foot-three-anna-half feet. Cory, who is closer to the average, but not what I would call short, had to reach UP to fasten Zander's lead, and had to Speak Sternly to Obie, when he casually lifted his head, putting his nose beyond her reach, when she was trying to fasten the lead.

So -- alpacas are compact, yes -- but they're not small. I would not, for instance, have wanted Zander to step on my foot.

Oh! And another question -- this regarding the cat balls -- Do the cats like them? Yes! In fact, these are the culmination of Quest to replace the two (similar) cat balls that he carried around with him and brought to me to throw for him, and, indeed, brought to his grandpa Trooper, to show him what a ball was. The original balls are doubtless in a safe place, because they are Treasure, but Rookie doesn't really get the springs, though he'll compete with Tali, because -- Competition R Rook -- and none of the other balls in the house are quite so perfect as those which have been banked.

So! All questions now being answered: What're your plans for the day?

So that was a full day.

First up -- tour of the alpacas en masse. The last time I was at Northern Solstice Alpaca Farm, it was with Steve, who may have been trying to keep me amused post-mastectomy. The star stud at that point was Space Cowboy, who you will of course understand was of immediate interest to Steve. I'm sorry to have to report that Cowboy has since joined the Great Alpaca Herd in the Clouds. Alpacas in the US rarely live past +/- 12 years and Cowboy was 20. There are a couple of other elders at Northern Solstice Alpaca Farm; one young lady is rising 18 and two more are 17.

Alpacas do not like to be petted, though either Zander, my guide, didn't get that memo, or pressing up against your walking partner, (when initiated by Zander), is OK. My purple hoodie, so Rook informs me, smells really interesting.  As do my hiking boots.

Alpacas also do not like dogs. I'm told that the Number One Alpaca Predator is the domestic dog. At one point in our walk, Zander suddenly went on high alert, very deliberately bumped into me, and went still.

Turns out that a portion of the Hill-to-Sea Trail runs along the edge of the farm, and there were hikers on the trail, with their dog. Which was leashed. Zander and I waited a couple minutes in Complete Stillness, before I thought to tell him, very quietly, that dogs listen to me, that I don't know why dogs listen to me, but they do -- and that I had this for him. I pulled gently on the lead (as per instructions for If The Alpaca Stops), and we continued our stroll.

I also found out that, aside shearing, alpacas are not groomed, because grooming destroys the virtue of their wool. In fact, if a show alpaca arrives in the ring well-groomed and not dusted with hay, the judges take points off. The exact opposite of a cat show.

After our walk and another perambulation around the meadow, so that I could be properly introduced to everyone, I went on my way, deciding to stop at Augusta, which has two pet stores, and (unfortunately not, but so I believed when I set out) a TJ Maxx. At PetSmart I found Whisker City "It Drives Me Wild" soft fluffy balls -- three on a card (pic below). These are crinkly, which the two that are somewhere in this house are not, but Rookie wishes me to let you know that they are Entirely Acceptable. I detached one from the card and threw it for him, and while he initially darted off with it down to Steve's office, he soon brought it back to me so I could throw it again. We did this for, eh, six times, then he took it some where else.

After I found that TJ Maxx was gone, I went The Senator for my midday meal -- crab cakes, rice, and broccoli -- stopped at the Cony Street Hannaford for a minor grocery shop, and came home to find a call from the appliance store, letting me know that, nope, no dishwasher delivery next week, but the week after.

I don't think that's going to work out for Ray, who has another, more pressing, appointment coming up, but I'll give him a call and see if he can recommend someone else.

And I think that's all the news.

How's everybody doing today?

Photo album here

Today's blog post title comes with apologies to the Bangles, "Walk Like an Egyptian"

So, that was not how I was going to spend my morning.

In early March, I paid off the installation of the new French doors in Steve's office. The check cleared. I foolishly thought that was that.

Until today, when I open a statement from the finance company which states that I owe them the full amount.

I call. The story at the finance company is that the check was "returned to maker" -- IOW, it bounced.

I look at my account online. Nope; check cleared. However, there is a noted "returned" check for the same amount after the original check cleared.

I call the bank, which goes into their files, and says that it looks to them like the check cleared, THEN IT WAS SUBMITTED AGAIN -- and the second submission bounced. As it should have done.

Call finance company back. Am told several times at length by the first line customer service person that the check bounced. Finally win a conversation with a "specialist," with whom I go through the whole thing One! More! Time! including the fact that I have of copy of the cleared check with the finance company's stamp on the back, and he creates a Ticket.

I'm to hear back from the Banking Experts in 48 to 72 hours. And I'm wondering if people can actually shake themselves into a decline.

Argh.

First cat fountain swapped. Guess I'd better go get on the second.
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And on the plus side of the ledger, dishwasher repair guy will be here "today."

Guess I'd better rustle up some lunch.
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And Ray says the motor's burned up. I have purchased on his advice, a Whirlpool which will hopefully be delivered sometime next week.

Argh.
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Home now from needlework, which I'm glad I just didn't decide to stay home and brood.

Yanno what?  I'm really looking forward to walking that alpaca tomorrow morning.